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Director of First Impressions desk plate in walnut, shown in an aluminum desk holderDirector of First Impressions desk plate in navy, shown in an aluminum desk holderDirector of First Impressions desk plate in black, shown in an aluminum desk holder

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Director of First Impressions

For the person everyone meets before they meet anyone else. The one who knows which visitor is early, which delivery is late, and which executive is lying about being in a meeting. The company's whole reputation gets decided in the first ninety seconds at this desk, by someone whose actual job title is probably three words shorter than it should be.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

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Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.