Middle Management Ridiculous Goods and Services

Shipping

Name plates are engraved to order, so there is a production step before they ship. Everything else ships on the timeline shown on its marketplace listing.

Name plates take two business days to make. Each plate is engraved after you order it, not picked off a shelf. Orders placed on a weekend or a public holiday start production the next business day.

Everything else ships on the timeline shown on its Amazon, Etsy or TikTok Shop listing, which is always the most current.

Transit time is two to five business days within the continental United States, depending on the carrier and your distance from New York. For a name plate, total time from order to doorstep is therefore usually four to seven business days.

Tracking is emailed as soon as the label is created. If you ordered through Amazon, Etsy or TikTok Shop, tracking appears in that marketplace's order page as well.

Where we ship. All fifty states. We do not currently ship internationally, because shipping a single small item abroad usually costs more than the item.

If something arrives damaged in transit, photograph the packaging and the item and contact us within thirty days. We will replace it. See the Returns and Warranty page.

Shipping costs are set by the marketplace you order through, so they are shown at checkout there rather than here.