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Pays the bills on time. Owns a functioning vacuum. Still has no idea what a 401k actually does. For the person doing a convincing impression of a grown professional while privately keeping score of how much of it is improvised. Honest in a way most desk plates are not.
Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.
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- Material
- Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
- Finishes
- Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
- Size
- 2 × 8 inches.
- Mounting
- Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
- Made in
- Hopewell Junction, New York.
- Shipping
- Engraved and shipped within two business days.



