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Certified Adult (Barely) desk plate in walnut, shown in an aluminum desk holderCertified Adult (Barely) desk plate in navy, shown in an aluminum desk holderCertified Adult (Barely) desk plate in black, shown in an aluminum desk holder

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Certified Adult (Barely)

Pays the bills on time. Owns a functioning vacuum. Still has no idea what a 401k actually does. For the person doing a convincing impression of a grown professional while privately keeping score of how much of it is improvised. Honest in a way most desk plates are not.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

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Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.