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Director of Small Humans desk plate in walnut, shown in an aluminum desk holderDirector of Small Humans desk plate in navy, shown in an aluminum desk holderDirector of Small Humans desk plate in black, shown in an aluminum desk holder

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Director of Small Humans

For teachers, and for anyone else running a room full of people under four feet tall. Twenty-five individual negotiations before nine in the morning, all of them with someone who does not recognize your authority. A real management job, at a scale most executives would not survive until lunch.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

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Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.