Middle Management Ridiculous Goods and Services
Do Not Perceive Me Before 10 AM desk plate in walnut, shown in an aluminum desk holderDo Not Perceive Me Before 10 AM desk plate in navy, shown in an aluminum desk holderDo Not Perceive Me Before 10 AM desk plate in black, shown in an aluminum desk holder

New

Do Not Perceive Me Before 10 AM

Present at nine. Available at ten. There is a difference and this plate explains it without anybody having to say anything out loud. For the person who does excellent work and simply does not do any of it during the first hour, which is a reasonable arrangement everyone could stop pretending about.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

Amazon soonEtsy soonTikTok soon
Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.