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Professional Overthinker desk plate in walnut, shown in an aluminum desk holderProfessional Overthinker desk plate in navy, shown in an aluminum desk holderProfessional Overthinker desk plate in black, shown in an aluminum desk holder

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Professional Overthinker

Has already considered the thing you are about to suggest, along with four versions of it and everything that could go wrong with each. Slow to start, almost never wrong. This is for the person whose first draft is better than most people's third, because they wrote the other two in their head at 2am.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

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Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.