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Running on Caffeine and Spite

Hour ten of a twelve hour shift. For nurses, teachers, and anyone else whose job does not have a natural stopping point. Two fuels, both renewable, one of them free. This is the plate for the person who is still standing mostly out of stubbornness and has decided to be honest about it.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

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Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.