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Senior Vice President of Figuring It Out desk plate in walnut, shown in an aluminum desk holderSenior Vice President of Figuring It Out desk plate in navy, shown in an aluminum desk holderSenior Vice President of Figuring It Out desk plate in black, shown in an aluminum desk holder

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Senior Vice President of Figuring It Out

No handover, no documentation, no one left who remembers how it used to work. Figured it out anyway. This is for the person who gets handed the undefined problem because they are the only one with a track record of solving undefined problems, which is a reward that looks a lot like a punishment.

Engraved to order on two-ply stock in walnut, navy or black. Engraved and shipped from Hopewell Junction, New York within two business days.

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Material
Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off.
Finishes
Textured walnut, navy, or black, all with white lettering.
Size
2 × 8 inches.
Mounting
Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
Made in
Hopewell Junction, New York.
Shipping
Engraved and shipped within two business days.